What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Your gut doesn’t need probiotic supplements, here’s what nutritionist recommends instead - financialexpress.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Job openings rise in middle of trade wars, but businesses are slower to hire - MarketWatch

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Scoop: Every Senate Dem demands Trump withdraw military from Los Angeles - Axios

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

watchOS 26 adds new wrist flick gesture for these Apple Watch models - 9to5Mac

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Agent-based computing is outgrowing the web as we know it - VentureBeat

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Researchers raise red flag that doctors may be underprepared for devastating new disease emerging in US: 'We want to give the early warning' - Yahoo

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?